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Pullover Hoodie

You'll be protected from Mother Nature's harsh, vengeful talons of evil in this luxurious pullover hoodie. These thick, warm, professional pieces of perfect pullover are composed of Fruit of the Loom's mythical "Heavy Cotton," a 90% cotton and 10% polyester blend... the same material used in the construction of the space shuttle! No seriously, we saw a report about it on TV and I'm pretty darn sure they said the shuttle was built on a foundation of pullover hoodie sweatshirts. Not the shuttle that blew up, mind you. The good one. The one which destroyed that asteroid threatening to collide with the Earth. Then Bruce Willis said something in slow motion and the credits rolled towards the top of the screen.

Navy blue with the AwfulGear logo on the front (white / silver) and the Something Awful grenade logo on the back (grey), these hoodies are sure to make a statement amongst people who take Internet clothing very seriously. They'll probably take a look at your hoodie and say, "man, what a cool sweatshirt!" and then you'll thank them and you'll stare at each other for minutes of uncomfortable silence. And isn't that really what we all want in life?

Non-US orders include an extra $5.50 - $7.50 for stupid overseas shipping and the privledge of letting the USPS throw your package around a boat and run it over with steamrollers for four weeks.

ITEM NAME: PRICE: SHIP: TOTAL: PURCHASE:
Pullover (S) $23.45 $5.00 $28.45
Pullover (M) $23.45 $5.00 $28.45
Pullover (L) $23.45 $5.00 $28.45
Pullover (XL) $23.45 $5.00 $28.45
Pullover (2XL) $24.45 $5.00 $29.45
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STANDARD DISCLAIMER: All shirts are shipped out by hand, usually by one person. As a result, orders can take from 1 to 4 weeks in the US, and up to 8 weeks overseas. Thank the USPS for that.